Your chance to ask Dan Koe a question

So…. the other day I post this thread on X:

And I tag Dan because, although he only taught me the basics of writing online, he was the one who got me started in the first place — and I have a huge place in my heart for him for that.

After all… I wouldn’t be where I am today without stumbling upon Dan’s YouTube videos while sat, bored out of my fucking mind, at my desk in my 9-5.

I put a lot of time into the thread.

And by the time 10pm (my bedtime) rolls around… it’s doing pretty well.

Nothing crazy — but it’s racked up something like 5k impressions after a few hours.

Pretty decent.

But I go to bed without expecting too much more.

Which is why, a few hours after waking up when I turn my phone off airplane mode (I refuse to check my phone before bashing out these emails because it steals too much of my focus), I’m a bit shook when…

I see this message pop up in my Twitter “boiz” group chat:

Dan’s RT’d the post.

Pretty cool, I think to myself (and I also put 2 and 2 together for why the post has got a fuck ton more impressions than normal haha).

Makes sense tho.

After all — my thread paints Dan in a pretty positive light. Why wouldn’t he RT it? (This possibility was obvs in the back of my mind when I wrote the post).

But… that’s not the REAL kicker here.

The big shock comes when I go to check my DMs and see… this:

Now, I’m not going to go into the full details of the VN.

But the long and short of it is this:

Dan’s read my thread.

He’s decided he likes the rest of my content.

And he’s invited me onto a call on Tuesday so I can become an early adopter of Kortex (and later an affiliate for Kortex IF I find it useful — I have told Dan I will only do this if I genuinely find it exceptional. No interest in selling stuff I don’t believe in).

Now, don’t get me wrong.

I am fucking GASSED to be chatting with Dan (not gonna pretend like I’m not fangirling here).

But I don’t wanna make this about me.

Instead…

I want to make it about YOU.

Which is why I have a “mission” for you today.

I want to know…

The ONE question you want me to ask Mr Koe.

But not any old question.

Here’s the ground rules:

1. INTERESTING questions only (I’m absolutely not going to ask Dan a question about how to build your brand, make money online, become a better writer or any of the shit he’s heard 100x before).

2. Nothing is off limits (I am NOT a shy guy, and I have ZERO issues asking Dan a “rogue” question if it has the potential for a funny response that will give us all a few laughs later this week)

3. I’ll announce the “winner” in my next email this week (along with Dan’s response).

I’ll also give you a shoutout so you can (potentially) gain a bunch of followers from the 2,600 subs on my list. 

Right boys and gals.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Reply “Koe” and tell me the ONE question you want me to ask Dan tomorrow.

PS. Remember: no holding back here — let ‘em rip. Funniest question wins.